Joffrey can make you laugh.
If he would be our security guard at the estate on the outskirts of Nairobi, he would be a stand-up comedian.
“You should think about joining TikTok someday,” I told him as I drove past the check-up point.
He was a favourite of everyone on the estate. Even those who move in recently are always informed of the legendary Joffrey.
Joffrey started as an independent security guard at the age of 21, I heard. After a few years when a security company was hired to man the gates, we all vouched for him to be enrolled.
And we nearly demonstrated when they brought in someone new. The estate management was pressured to bring him back under the company, for the daytime.
When he was away on leave, everyone missed him. He was familiar with all kids and had seen some transition from primary to high school and university.
Had attended weddings and funerals, and was tipped by nearly all the residents. He was family to all.
We once contributed funds to rescue his wife from the hospital when she gave birth through a cesarean operation, paid school fees for his elder daughter and even relocated him from the shanty to a nearby estate, where he could afford rent.
I heard he received multiple menial job offers but always insisted on remaining at the gate. In the city.
“This is my home. He would insist.”
So when I heard that he wanted to retire and manage his small business in the city. We had to organize a send-off party.Kenyan security guards walking dogs.
Most of us were even surprised that he had an SME. Man had saved as much as he can and opened a retail shop for himself and a tailoring one for his wife.
As most of us were away from the city on holiday, we decided to set up an online meeting.
“Online is data consuming,” Njugush complained in the Whatsapp group.
“We need an online meeting so that everyone can say something. He is leaving in a week’s time. Wenye watakua after io online meeting tutafanya io bash (Those who would physically present after the meeting would throw him the bash),” Mama Lisa added.
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“You can also share the transaction, sio kila siku mnaulizana kama pesa imefika (Stop asking each other if you have received the funds,” Nzisa stated advocating for an online meeting.
And there we were, towards the end of his last week.
Kind words for Joffrey who broke down. He was touched.
And a send-off package of nearly Ksh100,000 to support his business.
His last night duty was cold. Since the security company took over, the guards worked in pairs and at times up to four.
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