MP Reveals His Performance in Bed Affected by Contraband Sugar

A Member of Parliament revealed that his performance in bed was affected by the contraband Sugar which had found its way in the country.

Kimilili MP Didmus Barasa was speaking after asking President Uhuru Kenyatta to fire Treasury CS Henry Rotich for opening the floodgates that led to the importation of contraband sugar.

According to the MP, the sugar which is not fit for human consumption hampered the sexual performance of many young people in the country.

“To restore the natural libido for many Kenyans including young people who have significantly been affected by the poisonous and cancerous sugar, Rotich must go!” the MP stated during a press briefing in Parliament.

[caption caption="Kimilili MP Didmus Barasa"][/caption]

Last week, the lawmaker boldly claimed that his bedroom skills were greatly affected by ingesting the unsafe sugar.

Hii sukari tangu niache kutumia sasa mama anasema mambo iko sawa sawa (since I stopped taking sugar, my wife is now happy and approves of my performance),” Barasa stated, adding that his plans to have a big family were ruined by effects of sugar, leaving him with only two children.

Barasa echoed his Saboti counterpart Caleb Amisi who explained that the CS ought to have put measures to ensure the quantity of sugar imported by traders during the window he issued was fit for consumption. 

The Saboti MP stated: “The CS is the genesis of all the problems we are facing and perhaps he may be party to the overwhelming importation of contraband sugar. It is high time President Kenyatta sent him packing.”

Amisi clarified that he had no problem with his sexual life, and told President Kenyatta had until Friday to sack the CS, failure to which they will start a process of impeaching him.

[caption caption="Some of the impounded expired sugar with a packaging machine at the DCI"][/caption]

According to the Constitution, at least a third (116) of the 349 lawmakers are required to sign an impeachment motion to meet the required threshold.

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