Gatundu South Member of Parliament Moses Kuria on Tuesday offered himself for a dialogue job in Germany, United States (US) and the United Kingdom (UK).
In a statement on his official Facebook page, Kuria noted that since the three foreign powers were busy trying to negotiate jobs for people who lost elections in Kenya, he was also ready to go and lead dialogue to determine the positions that should be given to elections losers in those countries.
"Dear Germany, UK, and the USA. Before you bring your long noses here in the name of dialogue or unity talks, I offer to lead a team to determine the role to be played by election losers Gerhard Schroeder, David Cameron and Hillary Rodham Clinton.
"I would have called you PUGA if only I know what it means. I only hear the word from some uncivilised boys," Kuria posted.
The MP made the remarks following a report by The Nation indicating that there were plans by the United States to have Opposition Leader Raila Odinga given a statesman job.
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In the story, the United States is reported to be pushing to have the former Prime Minister elevated to a statesman as part of efforts to end the political standoff.
According to the local daily, the US wants the position to come with an office, a motorcade, staff and a commensurate package that will allow Mr Odinga to travel the world promoting Kenya’s image and giving talks on democracy.
Sources privy to the arrangements further revealed that part of the package would be a retirement deal commensurate with Mr Odinga’s long career in the public service and a further promise to support his push for reforms.
However, the Opposition Chief is alleged to have rejected the proposals, arguing they do not represent the interests of Kenyans yearning for electoral justice.
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